have you seen my ghost?

[levi jones]

weighty-ghosts

NAME
i kinda wish it was bubbah ganoush.
but alas.
levi jones.
AGE
old : D
LOCATION
whiiiiiiister
OCCUPATION
what's an "occupation"?
oh.
stripper.
NFNFNGNNGFSTATUS
haaaaai. stacy's mom's pretty much got it going on.

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[levi jones]

PEINTURES D'UTILISATEUR;

DÉFAUT

UN[E]

DOUX

TROIS

QUATRE

CINQ

SIX

SEPT

HUIT

[levi jones]

22:31
02/02/08

weighty-ghosts

lazy snow craze'

Aaaaaaaah, livejournal.
Who could forget you? With your strange system, and need to be myspace. But don’t worry.
You’re better than myspace.
Keeping myself occupied, I’ve learned, is not hard at all.
Let’s make a list and keep the pros and cons

I’ve watched Labyrinth like. x673464767 times in the past few days, I think I broke the tape.
Pro
I know most of the lines, and I feel a small swell of pride in that. Also, you can’t go wrong with Bowie. I’m afraid of Americans too.
Con
I can’t get the sight of Bowie in spandex and possibly too much blue eye shadow out of my brain. I think it’s tattooed on the front of my skull, so when I close my eyes, and look up, I see it. Lord save me

I was “forced” to watch Crank That like. Seven times.
Pro
I know now how to “crank that souljah boy” probably. I look like I need a helmet, but by George, I can crank it.
Con.
I know how to do the dance, and I know the shitty lyrics. (how is this music? Does this mean I could make a song that goes “I have fanta in my fridge, but I don’t drink any of it, watch me run out side, and to the corner store to get some PIBBBBB?”

Haven’t showered in a week.
Pro
Never can go wrong the Mcconaughey way
Con.
there’s none.
Except. I smell really bad, and I think my hair has a mind of it’s own.

Got a hair cut
Pro
Not as entertaining as I thought it might be.
I mean. I watched the hair fall to the floor (it fell in slow motion) and I was like “NUUUUUUUUU” and tried to glue it back on.
Okay, not really, but I did in my head.
Con
I look like a stupid elf.
I like it.

Crippled my dog.
Pro
It’s not inhuman. I was walking him.
Con
I dragged him five blocks.
Have you heaved a 140+ plus dog around?
It’s not all that fun.

Fell down the stairs
Pro
How is that not funny?
Con
I kinda head my head a few times, and I have a wicked bruise soaking my back.
I like to tell people I got into a fight with seven bikers after I peed on their motorcycles.
People would probably believe I peed on my dad’s car, and he came after me with a belt, more likely.

I’m planning on killing Gwen Stefani+Timbaland.
Pro
World, I’d do you a favor.
Gwen’s having another child.
Nfndngnfmng. Do we need that?
And timbaland. He simply says “eehey hey hey!” a few times in a song.
And apparently, it’s his. What a ‘genius’
Con
I realize this would land me in a jail cell, and then I’d really be singing the blues.

Played halo and FF and DDR for about. 24 hours.
Pro.
I got m4d skilz.
Con.
I need a stronger eye prescription.

This was in the lapse of two days.
Welcome, my friends
to the rockstar life.
I felt I should do something fun.
Seeing as I have to go find a job soon.
Soon as in tomorrow.

I don’t wanna be that creep(wait, already am) man that lives in his parent’s basement when he’s thirty-five. So I have ten years to get a job sounds fair.
Plus I’m being a leech.
This is never good.
Anyone willing to hire me to do nothing all day, and nothing all night?
It’s sort of what I do best.
Eh.

I’M SENDING AN ANGRY LETTER TO MTV. HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SHOWS?! THAT ONE CALLED “PARENTAL CONTROL”?
YEAH. IF MY PARENTS DID THAT TO ME, I MIGHT SLASH THEIR THROATS, AND BE LIKE “HAHA. NO. ASSHOLES.”
Because really, how horrid. Your parent’s are all “yo, I don’t like your girlfriend!” and they both pick one new girl for you to go on a date with.
If that wasn’t bad enough, your old girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever you sleep next to at night has to watch you on that date, and go through torture.
I think I might cry if I had to watch my beloved(if I had one) be all over someone else, and have to go my a script
That shit is so scripted, don’t even.
Anyways.
Im going back to watch the show about your gender-friend hooking up with their ex.
More angry letters coming MTV’s way.

mood; chill.
listening to; (trying) D.A.N.C.E - justice

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