Albino Black Sheeps(Levi!)

[bella swann]

rain_duckies

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rain_duckies: If I could, I would shoot the dumbass that created Valentines Day
rain_duckies: It's like two weeks away and here I am alone
rain_duckies: I guess I do have some good news, my brother(Dustin) and his long time girlfriend are going to have a baby. Squee.
rain_duckies: I'm getting a niece or nephew. Hopefully nephew.
rain_duckies: Maybe Katie will carry low.

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[levi jones]

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malevolent chomby: Saint Valentine (in Latin, Valentinus) is one of several martyred saints of ancient Rome. Of the Saint Valentine whose feast is on 14 February, nothing is known except his name and that he was buried at the Via Flaminia north of Rome on 14 February. It is even uncertain whether the feast of that day celebrates only one saint or two or more saints of the same name. For this reason this liturgical commemoration was not kept in the Roman Catholic calendar of saints for universal liturgical veneration as revised in 1969.
malevolent chomby: aching to kill a saint, then? good on you.
malevolent chomby: tell your brother i say congrats.
malevolent chomby: ...carry low? excuse my mental retardation, and lack of motivation to open google again.

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: Wonderful history lesson, honest to God. You should be a history teacher.
rain_duckies: I will kill a saint thank you very much. At least I'll go down in history.
rain_duckies: Ah! A new lesson you can teach your students when you become a teacher. How you knew the crazy bitch that killed a saint. Wonderful eh?
rain_duckies: Carrying low promises you'll have a boy. Carrying high promises you a girl.
rain_duckies: We won't be able to tell if she's carrying high or low until after she's about three months pregnant. As far as we know, she's about three weeks. Learn this shit dipshit
rain_duckies: My dad's not to happy about it. Having two grand kids you know. All in a short period of time. About maybe a month apart from each other.

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: i know, right? hey, if anyone wants to hire me to command around high school or middle school students, i'm in.
malevolent chomby: too bad teacher's don't get paid that much
malevolent chomby: ooooooooooooh riiight. got yaaa. makes perfect sense now
malevolent chomby: isnt that like an old wives tale? or something to do with birds? i could swear.
malevolent chomby: oh. has another one of your brother's gotten some chick knocked up too?

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: i feel bad for the "imaginary" school. but feel free to express your feelings.
rain_duckies: Do you need crayons and paper with that?
rain_duckies: No...dear God. Stop talking to me. No. Honestly, pervert. Not like that.
rain_duckies: Okay, boys weigh more then the girls, there for pressing "down" further in the womb, causing the mother to carry low. Girls have the opposite affect. They are lighter. You totally are a male.
rain_duckies: No. One, Holden is gay. Yeah, he came out of the closet like...two months ago. Two, Rupert likes being single. So that like...leaves one more child...
rain_duckies: I've been meaning to tell you but...I just didn't know how. Internet seems good. Umm, yeah.
rain_duckies: Levi, I'm pregnant?

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: yup. watch out non-existant schools.
malevolent chomby: i could use some crayons, yes, it'd be a wonder class.
malevolent chomby: hahaha. i made my mom faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
malevolent chomby: LOLOLOLOL. that's pretty hilar.
malevolent chomby: ...
malevolent chomby: and like. this ? ugh, i can't even form a sentence.
malevolent chomby: i can't even really talk, big lump in my throat.
malevolent chomby: so like. you're carrying levispawn?

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: well, at least you will be getting the juices in your brain flowing. Free imagination.
rain_duckies: I love crayons. Omfg yes.
rain_duckies: Yeah, Holden made my mom fat. We found Rupert's mother, like...she's dying or something but she's fucking huge. Rupert has other siblings which make them what? half mine in a way? Or even like one fourth mine since Rupert is already half my brother. Well, they're all the way over in France or something. Yeah. Lydia was the french maid and Guinevere was the spanish secretary in this office. So yeah.
rain_duckies: ...
rain_duckies: this was why i was kind of afraid to tell you...but yeah.
rain_duckies: I'm not sure if you need a congratulations or not, but surprise! Aha, we're going to be parents?
rain_duckies: Since you were the last guy I had sex with, I would pretty much say you are the father.

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: fuck, i lie. my mom's a twig. like. she popped out 20 kids, and is boardline anorexic. she probably went straight into crunches right after Amanda.
malevolent chomby: yeah, somehow internet doesnt seem like the best choice
malevolent chomby: fuck
malevolent chomby: so wait, you told your dad?
malevolent chomby: shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck
malevolent chomby: he'd going to come kill me. fhnjkghsfghkjfhgjksdfhghdfsklgshkldfh.
malevolent chomby: hold on, i need to find my sense of humor. it's cowering somewhere
malevolent chomby: i don't even know what to say. or do. it's hard to type. so you're for sure preg?

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: Levi, maybe the Internet was the best option so I won't feel as bad and regretful telling you in person considering I can't see your face and you can't see mine. It makes it easier on me.
rain_duckies: My dad isn't going to kill you. Yet. I haven't exactly told him that you know, you were the father.
rain_duckies: Yeah I'm for sure. I went to my mom's last week, and I told her. She loves you.
rain_duckies: But, i took a test. I'm definitely pregnant. I also have all the symptoms. Soreness of the breasts, constant eating, and I'm late.
rain_duckies: please don't make this harder then it already is. I'm a little freaked out myself over here on this side of the screen. I mean, I don't know how to take care of a baby. I was a lone child for most of my life. But I'm going to do it. I'm going to take all the classes I need before the baby's born, and I'm going to get everything I need, with or without you there, this baby is coming into the world.
rain_duckies: ...i'm sorry for fucking your life. but, i'm not going to take an innocent person's life away just to fix our lives. it seems wrong. so, you can scratch abortion out of your head right now.
rain_duckies: im scared levi. more then you can ever understand. but at least, im pretty sure you are feeling some heat under the light right now.

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: yeah, but wouldnt you rather have me there to calm you down?(or maybe i need the calming. i'm eyeing a lamp in which to throw at the next person who disturbs me)
malevolent chomby: you'll have to tell him eventually. you can't go on forever. he's gonna ask eventually. give a guy a warning so i can get out of town when he comes barreling down my door. but good to know your mom won't come after me with a shotgun.
malevolent chomby: i'm sure you'll be a fine mom. i mean, you'll be a young one, but yeah. and you'll have me.
malevolent chomby: i hope you don't seriously think i'll just bolt one night, and never come back
malevolent chomby: you didnt fuck me up. it's half my fault. i didnt think. about. what could happen
malevolent chomby: and i dont want you to ever consider that option. it;s like murder
malevolent chomby: i know you're scared. it'll be okay. see, if i was there, you could pitily(is that a word?) beat me up.
malevolent chomby: you know :)

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: I'd rather keep some dignity for you, which I won't have if you see me like I am right now.
rain_duckies: He'll be frustrated. Some how he'll think he could have prevented this and get into a depression ball. Fucker.
rain_duckies: Yeah well, my mother praises you for giving her a grand child before she died. Dramatic. She also might have a tiny crush on you. She was eying this picture was sketching. I think she stole my sketch pad in the middle of the night just to look at it.
rain_duckies: You don't know if you'll do that or not, Levi. My father left three women every time he found out he had gotten one knocked up. Why? Because he was scared. At least he stayed around for the last woman until he had another kid. Then he wonderfully decided to leave. It wasn't because he didn't love them, it was because he was scared.
rain_duckies: Why should I expect any different from you? What makes you so fucking special?
rain_duckies: speaking of consequences of our actions, you need to be prepared if something were to go wrong...ummm. If something were to go wrong during the birthing, and you weren't there to take the baby, you need to be aware of who would get the custody of the baby. It would either be my father or my mother. Do you want my father raising your baby? But, most likely, the baby would go to my mother over in Newfoundland, you'd have to fly all the way across the country just to see them. So, if you are thinking of bolting, i want you to think of the life you helped bring into this world and were it would be going.
rain_duckies: its pithily
rain_duckies: and, like i said...its just best...i like to seem somewhat strong to some people. especially to you.
rain_duckies: ...
rain_duckies: oh my fucking god...we're going to be parents?

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: but when do/did i start acting like a big boy?
malevolent chomby: but being strong. since when is that a bad thing?
malevolent chomby: but again; you're kind of putting words in my mouth.
malevolent chomby: when did i ever say i don't or won't be responsible for what's going on?
malevolent chomby: but you wait.
malevolent chomby: soon you'll be calling me at three in the morning, demanding i bring you something greasy.
malevolent chomby: it'll happen,
malevolent chomby: i might be forced to go.

lol. i fucked this up x)

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: oh i know exactly who im talking to. and that just makes me want to seem like a big girl even more.
rain_duckies: ive always had to act strong in the eyes of others, since my mom started using some of that nose candy you had in your pocket. i see no point in changing that now just because of a little bump in the road.
rain_duckies: ...
rain_duckies: dont go that extreme Levi. Please, just don't. I'm not going to force you to stay here if you don't want to stay here. I can't control your freedom.
rain_duckies: I just want you to be prepared. I've got nine months, if even, to prepare myself for what might happen, and that scares the shit out of me.
rain_duckies: hey! watch it! my hormonal food cravings aren't that bad...yet.

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[levi jones]

malevolent chomby: but when do/did i start acting like a big boy?
malevolent chomby: but being strong. since when is that a bad thing?
malevolent chomby: but again; you're kind of putting words in my mouth.
malevolent chomby: when did i ever say i don't or won't be responsible for what's going on?
malevolent chomby: but you wait.
malevolent chomby: soon you'll be calling me at three in the morning, demanding i bring you something greasy.
malevolent chomby: it'll happen,

[bella swann]

rain_duckies: since when has being strong been a good thing? since when as being strong been a bad thing? either, way...you come out with the same result.
rain_duckies: when did you say you wouldn't? you know...for once...i feel like ive done something wrong with you. something that should be taken back, but wont.
rain_duckies: who says i'll be calling you? who says you won't already be there with me food?
rain_duckies: ...
rain_duckies: ...levi...
rain_duckies: can i come over...??

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