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Post by levi jones on Feb 9, 2008 22:58:17 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: why are we talking in questions? malevolent chomby: yet, none are getting answered. huh. malevolent chomby: why start taking things back now? malevolent chomby: right, because i've got awesome spider senses (: malevolent chomby: yeah, i guess malevolent chomby: like, now?
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Post by bella swann on Feb 9, 2008 23:03:26 GMT -5
rain_duckies: i speak to you in riddles cause my words get in my way. rain_duckies: spider senses? isn't that Spiderman's job or something? Possibly Lex's since he thinks he's batman now...? rain_duckies: now sounds good... rain_duckies: its either that or you come here...with food from the Chinese restaurant a block away rain_duckies: oh! i never told you did i? rain_duckies: i moved out of my old apartment into a smaller one.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 9, 2008 23:21:27 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: that sentence just fucked up my head. malevolent chomby: i climb walls and shit. oh good god. he probably thinks he can fly now, malevolent chomby: nah, you didnt. i really need to get back to my trailer. i can only imagine the amount of mail and bills pilling up. malevolent chomby: iuno. i guess it'd probably be easier if i came to you. since my mom would be all around us, and i'd probably end up telling her by mistake. i dont really want to tell her until later malevolent chomby: why smaller?
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Post by bella swann on Feb 9, 2008 23:27:29 GMT -5
rain_duckies: think hard on the line to understand it then. rain_duckies: i think he does...>.> rain_duckies: I just got off the phone with him like thirty to forty five minutes ago and his last words were, "Bella. I have to go. I see the bat signal." and then it sounded like he ran into a glass door. its was scary. oh, and i think you might be the last to know of my friends about this "situation" rain_duckies: bills bills bills. if you ever need money, you can ask me. Frederick practically hands me buckets of money which I don't need. rain_duckies: I had all that empty space and no one to share it with. There was no point to it. Plus I like my smaller space, it's cozy. I mean, it's really cozy. Although, Sherlock and Boomer are going to have to stay at my dad's until I figure out what to do with them =/ which sucks. I could use my fluff balls right about now. rain_duckies: ...seems like we both have parents on our hands we're going to have to tell later. you're mom is going to hate me forever and ever.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 9, 2008 23:46:59 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: i got it, it just. kinda scrambled me up. malevolent chomby: HAHAHAHAHAHA that's too good. sadly, i can see it happening. i think i have seen it. omg. too good. malevolent chomby: hey! im not that much of a free loader. i'll just eat all your food now. i actually have a job, thank you. malevolent chomby: aaahh. i'm used to cramped areas. or massively empty, silent spaces. it's how i grew up. until stupid amanda. god. she has like. five mouths. i can hear her jabbering about some guy on to her friend on the phone. im in the living room. she's in her room, opposite end of the house. malevolent chomby: no, i just dont know her reaction to me suddenly shouting "OH YE. BTW. I STUCK IT IN BELLA, AND NOW YOU'RE A GRANDMA! TURRA!". she might laugh at me, and say "haha, you should be in comdey."
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Post by bella swann on Feb 9, 2008 23:57:52 GMT -5
rain_duckies: it slightly terrified me...make him stop. he's going to end up hurting someone for thinking it was Joker or whatever. But mainly, i think he'd hurt himself. rain_duckies: nuuuuu. mah food. i will keel you. don't put it past me to keel you. like my father. rain_duckies: cramped spaces are spaces for me really. so i can be trapped in my own mind. its nice. rain_duckies: well then our mothers have different reactions. i still can hear my mother's ear splitting scream and feel the bruises on my body from her death grip hug. rain_duckies: so...is this it? we act like there is nothing awkward between us? just the fact there is a human being growing inside of me, so we just talk about living spaces and our friend's mental state of mind?
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Post by levi jones on Feb 10, 2008 0:20:12 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: unforntunaly, i dont have that power over lex. i can't even make him stop from running me over with his truck. true story. malevolent chomby: i wouldnt put it past you. fine. i'll starve, and look like one of those kids in africa ): i'll go buy flys to live on me. malevolent chomby: so, when and if you mother sees me, am i being tackled and possibly man handled? malevolent chomby: hey, im just trying to lighten the mood. no one likes awkwardness. malevolent chomby: it's easier not to be awkward when you're not talking face to face
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Post by bella swann on Feb 10, 2008 0:27:12 GMT -5
rain_duckies: he ran over you with his truck? hmmm...sounds familiar. rain_duckies: -_- that just wasn't funny man. rain_duckies: most likely, she will pin you to the wall, molest your face, then violate you in so many ways you won't be able to walk, let alone think straight for the rest of your life. rain_duckies: so you aren't coming with my food? i have to actually get out of my bed to go to the phone and call the delivery guy? well fine. i will. and you can't stop me. rain_duckies: go check the news to see if some stray man is holding a bank hostage in a garbage bag. it might be Lex.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 10, 2008 0:39:25 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: attemped. i think it was a mistake. but then again. it's lex. malevolent chomby: i know. i took it too far. i felt a twinge of eternal hate to myself for it. oh well. malevolent chomby: oh good god. i was about to ask something. i wont. you'd kick me in the nads. malevolent chomby: i didnt say i wouldnt. just be ready to give me a hellva tip if i have to lug containers up a staircase. i accept cash or coupons. malevolent chomby: lolol. i'll keep an eye on the news then. i can't have no wanted crim'nal wanting to hide in my house
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Post by bella swann on Feb 10, 2008 0:45:56 GMT -5
rain_duckies: well, those children and Africa feel bad for you. You have to wake up to that face of yours everday. It makes them feel like they are rich in food. rain_duckies: I have two coupons for women's underwear down at the Dollar store. Do you take those or do I have to dig through my wallet to find some change? rain_duckies: Yes, my mother is disturbing and scary. Say nothing. I was scarred by Frederick's details on their sex life. Mainly because he was slightly drunk, but still. You never know. rain_duckies: I bet one of us gets a call from the police station from Lex. I bet you like...whatever you want.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 10, 2008 1:05:02 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: i know. it's a pity. it's why i miss my hair. i can't hide behind it anymore. oh god. malevolent chomby: hmmm. that sounds dandy and all, but i refuse to wear underwear anymore. too many lines in my pants. so don't randomly pants me unless you feel like throwing up. malevolent chomby: oh gooood. i once hear my mom say "oh, you hands are cold" to my dad when i was passing their room. never been the same. malevolent chomby: im not betting, since i'd lose. we're gonna get a call malevolent chomby: something about a hooker, probably. haha. don't tell him i said that, he'd probably slit my throat. malevolent chomby: do you really want me to get you food? if so, gimme an order.
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Post by bella swann on Feb 10, 2008 1:19:33 GMT -5
rain_duckies: you go commando in your pants then? nice. i used to go commando...i might start again. for a couple months before my pants will be too small. :[ rain_duckies: arent your parents like sex animals or something? i remember one time i was over there when i was like fourteen or something and your mom is demanding to know where the whip cream was and then went back to the room with your dad. it was slightly scary. rain_duckies: a hooker? what does he have to pay someone to get paid these days? sad. rain_duckies: oh right. okay, no ousters. they give you food poisoning or something. okay, just get me a medium sized order of beef and rice with a couple eggrolls and sugar rolls. that's it. i have caffeine drinks here. let's have a movie night! like old times. real old times. good God, when was the last time we had a movie night? like...when I was seventeen? Jebuz, that was almost four years ago.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 10, 2008 1:33:02 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: yerse. i dislike how the undies create lines in my pants for the world to see. now i'm free. malevolent chomby: let's. not touch that subject. you figure it out, how many siblings do i have? malevolent chomby: well, at least they're happy together, and not randomly pulling out knives. malevolent chomby: erm. i dont know. i dont go up to him "yoz, u buying sex?" although, it'd be funny if he did use the line "you free tonight, or am i paying?" aha. malevolent chomby: christ. i have to write that down. dont let me be in charge of the movie. i'd pick some random movie, like "the wizard of gore" or. "an inconveniant truth"
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Post by bella swann on Feb 10, 2008 1:38:22 GMT -5
rain_duckies: free to be a butterfly. free. rain_duckies: lmfao. my brother is a sex animal with his girlfriend, hence how he knocked her up. xD rain_duckies: well its not like my parents were pulling knives on each other. now my dad is lonely. :[ rain_duckies: lmfao, okay my dad brings home random hookers. and normally, they are really old. im like, he could at least have some class and pick the nineteen year old pole dancer. rain_duckies: no horror movies. I've had enough horror movies for a good while. So, its either going to be something totally depressing or some chick flick. Maybe a Disney movie.
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Post by levi jones on Feb 10, 2008 1:52:43 GMT -5
malevolent chomby: yea. i have butterflies down my pants. x3 malevolent chomby: just 'cause you're a sex fiend doesnt automatically make you more. somethign something to pregnancy. malevolent chomby: boo hoo for you father. he'll find that hooker one day he'll want to make his own. as in him pimping. x) malevolent chomby: i feel like getting. "meet the robinsons" fuck yeah, that movie was bomb. malevolent chomby: or or. simon birch. YOU'D CRY.
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