Post by levi jones on Feb 4, 2008 17:27:45 GMT -5
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LEVI JONES.
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NAME’
Leviticus Owen Jones
AGE’
twenty-five
GRADE’
hilarious. Drop out.
MAJOR’
LOLOLOL he dropped out of Linguistics
MINOR’
LOL. He had been in philosophy.
GENDER’
Meat and two veg.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION’
Excellent question..
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OVERALL APPEARANCE’
There’s a few different words to describe Levi. Awkward is one; werewolf another. Or even baby faced. They all apply, along with other, not so pleasant ones. But his hair sets him off from the rest of the room. Just a big frizzy pile of dark brown that blocks out half of his face, really. It was an every day argument with his mother when he was still in high school for him to get it cut, or even just trimmed. But he always found a way to hide in some room, or space where his mother wouldn’t touch, due to her germ phobia. But he his hair, until his chest and ego deflate, acting like he gets such respects everyday. Which he clearly doesn’t get.
prefers the hair in his eyes rather than short, and flying out everywhere. It fits his face fair better than short. He’s been told he looks like a toad with it short, and spiky. And who wants to look like a toad? No one. So he keeps his ginger mane, which he can claim as a loins some days, long and proud, his chest swelling slightly when someone compliments
But the side affect of such long, shaggy, out of control hair is they can sometimes block out his eyes. Those bright, russet eyes. Sometimes his eyes show more emotion than he can let on. He could be tip lipped, but his eyes. They would show the disappointment in his eyes. People don’t even have to get him to talk. Just cast a glance at him, and he’ll feel the eyes burning a hole in his skin, and he’ll turn to you, staring back. You can read him easier than a 17-font book. Or even just his facial features his eyebrows arch in tune with his thoughts. Like radio transmission. Or his hooked mouth. It bends in disgust or in pure joy. It’s quite hard to pinch emotions from him since his face does the talking. Minus the larynx. Some people claim to get lost in his eyes. Well. When you can actually get the whole iris, not just a glance or half of it. He really can’t understand where this person gets off. This makes him shield his eyes even more, too bashful to have someone staring into his eyes now and again. Staring at the back of his head, burning non-existent holes into his flesh and bones. But into his eyes? That’s a little too creepy for his own good.
You can always tell when someone is lying when they mumble and mutter ‘um. Er. Uh yea.’ A lot in the same sentence, and when they glance to the left. It’s human nature. The left side of your brain is the thinking side of the brain. That’s how you activate it sometimes. Get the juices flowing, as his mother would say. But Levi’s some how concurred that somehow. But he still has tale tell signs of a liar. The left side of nose/cheek, inches up slightly, casing a small sneer, and his mouth will open to some extent. His voice becomes more confident, and booming, as his lies spread thin. Most people just think he’s bragging when he lies. But his face expresses it all. Most people just don’t know him well enough, since he just moved to Australia a few years ago, from Britain.
His face is so incredibly baby faced for his age. Especially when he grins. His mouth goes all crooked, and tight, his mouth somewhat large and wide. Like most of the ignorants in North America like to think all British people have horrid teeth. Levi’s are slightly discolored a slight yellow, but not a revolting color, that wants you cringe when he opens his mouth. Thanks to a few years off braces that just ended about six months ago, his teeth are fairly straight, but still some are crooked. Actually. His teeth are rather small. Smaller than the average tooth. His mother called then cute. He calls them ‘retarded good for fucking nothing teeth’. But then he couldn’t eat most food. And does that boy love his food.
His neck. It belongs on a giraffe. It’s quite long and slender. Slap a few brown spots on, and paint him yellow. Now you have your own personal zoo animal. But it just adds height to already tall frame of Levi. His height makes him even more awkward. He towers over most of his family members, except for his father, but his mother and siblings are shorter. Levi reaches 5’8 on most measuring scales. Give or take a few inches or so. He’s still shorter than some boys his age, but he’s tall enough for his own liking, since he hates heights, and any taller might just make him crazy and twitchy all the time.
When Levi was about sixteen, he was driving his mother into town after she lost her license, literally lost it in the house; he was in a bad car accident, which killed his younger brother. A scar runs from his left shoulder blade, down his spine. Almost like a snake. But you can’t get his shirt off unless you’re pretty hot, or he’s swimming. But he’s been in too many accidents to count his scars.. his family calls him good luck chuck because he usually takes more damage than his class mates, or family. His body is riddled with knicks and scars because of small things, like falling from a tree, or off the monkey bars at the local park. But most are hidden in places you can’t see them. One where the sun don’t shine, if you can catch a drift.
it's not done : D
PORTRAYED BY’
“teh” fag :')
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stuff
DISLIKES’
stuff
HOBBIES’
stuff.
SECRETS’
loads
PERSONALITY’
Levi’s a normal walking contradiction. His personality bounces around everyday. Mood swings galore. Let’s pair the imperfections
• • • •. SOFT SPOKEN && STRIDENT
There always comes a time when Levi can be quiet, and bite his tongue, but then the spilt second later, he’ll be bellowing at you. The volume intensity is largely due to the fact he grew up in a household of seven at the least, depends on who was coming and going. He’s used to loud noises surrounding him, but they’ve always irritated him. But often when that happens, he’ll storm around, yelling and grunting at everyone to “shut their fucking faces”. He’s never been one to keep his mouth closed when something of importance comes up. He’s a very opinionated man. Once you get him going, it’s extremely hard to stop his train of thought. Maybe taping his mouth shut would work, but that’s even doubtful. So if you don’t feel like being lectured, and having your ear chewed off, it’s advised you don’t strike up a conversation with Levi. Certain words and noises can either set him off for better or worse. If you use an odd, nearly illiterate word, he’ll go ape shit on you. As in correcting your “mouth words” and showing you how to use it correctly. It’s what you get for talking to a Linguists drop out. If you either offend him or piss him off, luck may have it he won’t speak. He’ll just wear a set of pursed lips, and fold his arms over his chest, or just give you the evil eye, hoping you might drop dead. He doesn’t raise his voice in anger very often, so if he’s bellowing at you, know you you’ve done something pretty stupid.
• • • •. INTELLIGENT && BOARDERLINE RETARDED/NEEDS A HELMET
Yes. We all know there’s a retard in Levi. Despite that, and the things he does to lose his brain cells, he’s pretty smart. It’s not easy to pull the wool over his eyes. Granted, he can be gullible some times, but that’s pushing the limits if you think you can trick him more then once. Well, actually, yeah, he seems pretty stupid. Well. He looks stupid, but that isn’t the point now, is it? Looks don’t count, really, but they do. It’s sad. Not the point.
IT’S NOT DONE : D
TRACK THE SCARS AND STARS,[/size][/color]
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PARENTS’
i didnt pick out his family :') i had help. so yeah : D hi.
GEORGE FRANKLYN JONES. FIFTYTHREE.
LACEY STEPHANIE JONES[Ruine]. FIFTYONE
SIBLINGS’
BROTHER: PERSIA KARL JONES. TWENTYNINE
SISTER: GEORGIA JANE JONES. TWENTY SEVEN
BROTHER: ZACHARY PHILLIP JONES. EIGHTEEN
BROTHER: JEREMY HOMER JONES. EIGHTEEN
SISTER: AMANDA JEAN JUNE JONES. FIFTEEN
:') i like how they all look nothing alike, sibling wise.
EXTENDED FAMILY’
COUSIN: LIBERTY NOVA JONES[it’s really Stevenson, but since she’s lived with them, they just make her go by Jones most of the time]
PETS’
SEX his parents call him “Essex”, but the children call him Sex.
KITTY this cat used to be his neighbors, but they had to get rid of it, as they where allergic.
JEFFERY kitty got lonely. Now he has a friend.
HISTORY’
COMING.
cuz.
yeah.
long story short, born, grew old and got pedo looking.
kthnks.
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YOUR NAME / ALIAS’
Alex. all i hear is aye aye aye aye aye :')
AGE’
sevenhundredandfiftythree minus sevenhundredandthirtynine.
EXPERIENCE’
I rolled with jesus.
two years ago, anyways.
he's my ese.
OTHER’
Haha.
Removed ;)
RP SAMPLE’
YOU PUNKS WISH
There once was a man named dolla dolla rills,
He loved all sorts of thrills,
So he jumped off a cliff,
While smoking some meth,
Hey look.
Dolla rills is dead.
THERE’S MY POST : D.
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