i shit you not, ladies and gentlemen

[eli savage]

so.
last night, i was on livejournal, slinking about.
and i came across a song.
i couldnt stop giggling.
someone should stop her before she hurts herself.
it's near epic fail, ashlee simpson.
near epic.

it's called rule breaker.
shannon says her ears have gone bonkers from the song xD
as in bleeding, and shit.
: D
enjoy

I got a boyfriend
he likes to fight a lot
we got a lot in common
and he thinks I'm fucking hot
we like to break rules
both got tattoos
we tend to smash things
and we like to scream..."


You don't want no problems,
You ain't got no beef,

Ahhhhhhhh

You don't want no problems,
You don't want no beef!

I don't wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain't goin' home for no one
I don't wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain't goin home for no one

I just wanna colour outside the lines
I've been reprimanded 'bout a thousand times
I'm a
Rulebreaker
You know that I'm a
Rulebreaker

S-s-s-s-s-some say I'm a black sheep
No, I'm not gon sleep late
Up around 3 o`clock, drinkin til my tummy full
You think I'm a rebel, sweet-talkin makin trouble,
get here on the double 'fore i break a little somethin down

Ahhhhhhhhh

You you you you don't want no problems, You ain't got no beef, no!

Ahhhhhhhhh

You better keep quiet if you want your teeth!

I don't wanna fight, tonight

(Hey hey!)
But I ain't goin' home for no one (that's right!)
I don't wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain't goin' home for no one

I just wanna colour outside the lines
I've been reprimanded 'bout a thousand times
I'm a
Rulbreaker
You know that I'm a
Rulebreaker

I know she's not no girl of mine

I know you are but what am i?

BRIDGE
I'm tired, little girl,
Why don`t you kiss this?
I'm just a princossssss
But I must stress that,
And everyone loves that,
But that`s another day,
There`s rules to break, yeah!


I don`t wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain`t goin home for no one
I don`t wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain`t goin` home for no one,
I don`t wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain`t goin` home for no one (I ain`t goin` home for you!)
I don`t wanna fight, tonight
(Hey hey!)
But I ain`t goin home for no one (No one!)

I know the press is gonna call me on this thang

You you you you don`t want no problems, you ain`t got no beef!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
i feel like rubbing my belly.
(:
that is all.

ps.
i smell a grammy!

[christian calhoun ,]

ahhhhhhhhhh!
that has got to be the BEST song ever.
and by best, i mean worst
wow, just when you thought her music wasn't bad enough...
i mean some of her earlier stuff was alright, but this is just...wow.

[eli savage]

here's the song
aaaaah.
start the belly rubbing.